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Country legend Dolly Parton is a little dismayed by turning 63 on Jan. 19; her bra size no longer trumps her age.
Divorcee, former meth addict and “Full House” actress Jodie Sweetin is 27 on Jan. 19. It’s like we’ve always said—Bob Saget is the devil.
Rainn Wilson (aka Dwight Schrute, pictured) is 43 on Jan. 20. Having seen “The Rocker” and “Juno,” we hope he sticks with his day job on “The Office.”
Smug comedian and talk-show host Bill Maher is 53 on Jan. 20. Even when we agree with his views, we want to punch him in the face.
“Saved by the Bell” alum Tiffani Thiessen hits the big 3-5 on Jan. 23. She was awesome in last year’s straight-to-video “Cyborg Soldier.” Um—that’s what we heard, anyway.
“The O.C.” is long gone, but with her 2007 DUI arrest, Mischa Barton, who turns 23 on Jan. 24, still seems like a character on a soap opera.