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Dear Jennifer Aniston

Kevin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT

I know you’re a very private person, and you’re probably still smarting from your recent breakup with rock star and former Atlanta resident JOHN MAYER (pictured). But I’d like to personally invite you to attend your ex’s sold-out headlining gig at local radio station Star 94’s annual STARFEST concert tonight at Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre. I’m not a former Eddie’s Attic fixture and I haven’t penned ubiquitous soft-rock hits like “Your Body is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” I haven’t fronted my own blues trio, either. And my new concert film wasn’t bundled in as a freebie with purchase of a new Blu-ray player, as John’s “Where the Light Is” was. But I also don’t make his ridiculous guitar faces, either, and I’ve never dated Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jessica Simpson. Oh, and I won’t make you sit through opener OneRepublic. What do you say?

Kevin

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Labor Partying

Kevin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT

The first Monday in September was originally set aside as a day off for working stiffs. But that one day has long since morphed into the extravaganza we know and love as LABOR DAY WEEKEND. As befits its status as the undisputed big daddy of holiday weekends, the coming three-day (or more) blowout offers Atlantans a number of ways to commemorate the end of summer in style. Here are our favorites:

With two days of movies, killer tunes, a bitchin’ car show, overnight camping and the mother of all tailgate parties, DRIVE INVASION has staked an undisputable claim as the ATL’s premier hipster celebration. This year’s event includes comedy (“Blazing Saddles,” “Kentucky Fried Movie”) and sci-fi classics (“Barbarella,” “Forbidden Planet”), as well as Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers, the Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash and Atlanta garage-rockers the Forty-Fives. Saturday and Sunday at the Starlight Six Drive-In. www.driveinvasion.com.

Now in its third year, the DECATUR BOOK FESTIVAL has grown into a nationally recognized feather in the city’s cap (the fact that the fest’s daily-paper sponsor covers books now mostly as an afterthought is just a delightfully ironic bonus). This year’s impressive roster of national and local names includes Billy Collins (Friday’s keynote speaker), Pearl Cleage, Rick Bragg, Eric Jerome Dickey, Karin Slaughter, Elizabeth Dewberry and Roy Blount Jr., as well as a closing concert by Patterson Hood of the Drive-By Truckers on Sunday. For complete schedules and other information: www.decaturbookfestival.com.

Last but not least, DRAGON*CON, Atlanta’s annual passport to other worlds, offers a stellar lineup (pun intended) of sci-fi, fantasy, comics and pop-cultural figures, from “Heroes” hottie Hayden Panettiere (pictured) to Kevin Sorbo, Edward James Olmos (“Battlestar Galactica”), Avery Brooks, Adam West and Beau Bridges. Oh, yeah—and hundreds of self-proclaimed geeks in elaborate costumes. Friday-Monday at the Atlanta Marriott Marquis, Hyatt Regency Atlanta, Atlanta Hilton and the Sheraton Atlanta Hotel. www.dragoncon.org.

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What to do this weekend

Kevin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY … You probably know KEVIN POLLAK from his roles in more than 50 films including “The Usual Suspects,” “Casino” and, uh, “Dr. Doolittle 2.” But you might not know him as a comedian and impressionist, known for dead-on takes on Christopher Walken and William Shatner. The actor, writer and producer appears Friday and Saturday at the Punchline for a rare engagement. So what do you need, an engraved invitation? 404-252-5233. www.punchline.com.

THREE GOOD THINGS THE GERMANS GAVE US: And no, we’re not talking about Volkswagens. German food, German music and (best of all) German beer—they’re all waiting for you at the fifth annual GERMAN BIERFEST Saturday afternoon at Woodruff Park. A ticket ($30 in advance, $35 at the door) gets you a sampling glass and all the beer (more than 30 German brews) you can drink. Kids and designated drivers get in free (although no one under 21 will be allowed to drink, of course). There’s also fare from popular local restaurants. It all starts at 2 p.m. Vunderbar! 678-244-1528. www.germanbierfest.com.

BREAK OUT THE ZOLOFT: If you’re a fan of live music and have a hard time making decisions, Saturday night is just plain going to be a problem. Do you rock out to the mildly dangerous, derivative ’90s alterna-rock of the reunited STONE TEMPLE PILOTS at Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (404-249-6400, www.vzwamp.com)? Do you take things down a couple of notches and mellow out to soft rockers SISTER HAZEL performing with the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra at Chastain Park Amphitheatre (404-733-4800, www.classicchastain.org)? Or do you opt for a rare appearance by country music living legend LORETTA LYNN at the Cobb Energy Centre (404-249-6400, www.cobbenergycentre.com)? See? We told you it was going to be rough …

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE … So prescribe yourself a heavy dose of frivolity Sunday at the Punchline’s COMEDY FOR A CURE event. Hosted by child cancer survivor Jay Eichelberger, the festivities include headliner Tom Simmons and at least one other comic, as well as a raffle and live auction of such items as an iPod, a Nintendo Wii, sports tickets and a week at a Florida vacation home. All proceeds benefit CURE Childhood Cancer. For more information, call 404-252-5233 or visit www.punchline.com.

What We're Wondering

Kevin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Do you miss Leslie Fram yet? The longtime figurehead of once-mighty alt-rock station 99X (pictured) is moving on to program a new rock station in the Big Apple...

BOOK EVENT OF THE WEEK

Kevin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

If you enjoyed his Emmy-winning turn on “Will & Grace” or his one-man show “Like a Dog on Linoleum,” you’ll definitely want to see LESLIE JORDAN in person at Outwrite Bookstore and Coffeehouse as the pocket-sized funny man reads from and signs his new memoir, “My Trip Down the Pink Carpet.” The book details his humble beginnings, his struggles with addiction, celebrity encounters and more. Event starts at 7:30m p.m. Admission is free with purchase of the book. 404-607-0082. www.outwritebooks.com.

YOU GOT A BETTER WAY TO SPEND A SATURDAY?

Kevin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Cold drinks, live music, a beautiful environment to enjoy them in—these are the promises offered by the SMIRNOFF ICE LIGHT MIDSUMMER MUSIC FEST, which gets underway at 2 p.m. tomorrow, Saturday, June 21, at Candler Park. The event, which doubles as an 11th birthday bash for local sports talk station 790 the Zone, also features a 5K run at 9 a.m., but the highlight is a live music roster including the Cazanovas, Swami, the Taj Motel Trio, Drivin’ N’ Cryin’ and headliners Blues Traveler. For more information, visit www.790thezone.com.

LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER

Kevin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Enjoy live entertainment, video games, prizes and more at the REGULAR GUYS ALL-NIGHTER, kicking off at 11 p.m. tonight at the StarTime Entertainment complex in Roswell. Guests get access to the staff of Rock 100.5’s “Regular Guys,” a $50 game card for arcade games, live-band hard rock karaoke courtesy of Metalsome, a DJ and dancing, shooter girls and screenings of “The 40 Year Old Virgin” and “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” For more information, call 770-817-4242 or visit www.regularguys.com.

BLAST OFF FOR 1982

Kevin — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Shoulder pads, Dr. Ruth and “Dynasty” are just a few artifacts from the ’80s unlikely to make a comeback anytime soon. Certain classics, however, will always remain timeless—and E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL is one of them. Head out to Centennial Olympic Park tonight for an evening of nostalgia with Screen on the Green’s showing of this classic family film. Show up at 7 p.m. to kick back and enjoy the sounds of local pop/rock artist Bria Kam. Admission is free (but don’t bring any glass containers, alcohol, grills or pets, please). 404-575-7888. www.peachtreetv.com.

CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR

Kevin — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:00:00 GMT

If you’re a fan of Athens’ music scene—and who isn’t?—you’re going to be pretty busy this weekend. ATHFEST, the city’s annual celebration of its musical heritage, runs today through Sunday in historic downtown Athens, with more than 175 bands showcasing the best local, regional and nationally recognized Athens-based talent. There’s also a juried artisan market, a kid’s fest, film events, the Flagpole Music Awards and more. Some events may require a small fee. For a full listing of events and band schedules, visit www.athfest.com.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FURIOUS FIVE?

Kevin — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT

It’s not every day you get to spend a few seconds making pleasant chit-chat with one of the innovative pioneers of old-school hip-hop. Well, Tuesday, June 17, is one of those days, as virtuoso DJ GRANDMASTER FLASH visits Borders Buckhead tonight to sign his memoir, “Grandmaster Flash: My Beats, My Rhymes.” In addition to signing books, we’re sure Mr. Flash will answer questions about his adventures, his beats and, inevitably, his rhymes. The event starts at 7:30 p.m. 404-237-0707. www.borders.com.

WHAT TO DO THIS WEEKEND

Kevin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:00:00 GMT

BREW UP A GOOD TIME FOR CHARITY: Chow down on finger-lickin’ barbecue from Fox Bros., jam to the sounds of Almost Blue and wash it all down with some of Atlanta’s finest local suds during ROCK THE CURE, a fundraiser for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation on Saturday, June 14. Brewery tours are also available. Tickets are $30 in advance and $40 at the door. The first 200 guests receive a limited-edition SweetWater/JDRF glass. For more information, call 404-420-5996 or visit www.jdrfgeorgia.org/rock-the-cure.asp.

DON’T FORGET YOUR PENGUIN SUIT: It’s the weekend—time to toss those boring work shoes in favor for something more dance-worthy. Boogie down at TANGO ON THE TUNDRA, the Fernbank Museum’s annual Lost Oasis fundraiser on Saturday, June 14. Revelers can enjoy bites from Proof of the Pudding and a themed open bar, complete with Tango-tinis and Cha-Cha Chills. And don’t forget the live music from Limelight. Tickets are $100, benefiting Fernbank’s children’s programs. 404-929-6300. www.fernbankmuseum.org.

ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROCKS: Make the trek up to Stone Mountain Saturday afternoon to peruse the wares of local artists and crafters at the 36TH ANNUAL ARTS AND CRAFTS FESTIVAL ON MAIN STREET. The event lasts from 9 a.m. ‘til 8 p.m.—but what’s an all-day adventure without some sustenance? Lucky for you, the festival is held in conjunction with the 2ND ANNUAL BBQ COOKOFF, where you can taste and vote for your favorite barbecue dishes. Topping it off is a live performance from alternative rock band Five Star Iris. For more information: www.stonemountainpark.com.

REVEL IN GOOD TASTES

Kevin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Eat, drink and make a difference tonight during the 24TH ANNUAL MARCH OF DIMES DINING OUT benefit event. Enjoy a three-course meal at one of the city’s finest restaurants (including City Grill, Parish, Straits and Pricci), followed by an after-party at Opera, featuring specialty cocktails, cupcakes, a silent auction (items for bid include a vacation to Mexico and box seats for an upcoming Dave Matthews Band concert) and dancing into the night. Prices are $1,000 for a table of eight and $1,500 for a table of 10, depending on the restaurant; individual after-party tickets are $40. For tickets, a list of participating eateries, call Jennifer Cobb at 404-350-9800, ext. 208, or visit www.marchofdimes.com/georgia.

DIVE ON IN

Kevin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Are you a local musician looking to make that next step up the ladder of success? Then get off the couch and SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION to perform at the 2008 ATLANTIS MUSIC CONFERENCE this September. Performers have until next Monday, June 15, to submit an application to perform at the showcase. For information on how to submit, visit www.atlantismusic.com.

TAKE A CHANCE ON ABBA

Kevin — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:00:00 GMT

A Broadway musical that takes place on a picturesque Mediterranean isle—set to the music of the guys behind “Dancing Queen?” That’s right—we’re talking about the smash hit MAMMA MIA!, set to the music of Sweden’s finest disco export. The show rolls into the Fox Theatre Tuesday, June 10 for a one-week engagement (through June 15), so if you want to join the 30 million people who’ve made it an institution—and see what the fuss is about before the big-screen version starring Meryl Streep (yes, you read that right) hits theaters next month—you’d better get moving. Ticket prices are $25-$64. 404-817-8700. www.foxtheatre.org.

Garden Party or Designer Affair? You decide.

Larissa — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:22:00 GMT

COCKTAILS FOR CHILDREN: Well, not in a literal sense, but having a drink tonight at the Q100 BENEFIT FOR THE CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE OF ATLANTA CHILDREN'S GARDEN could have some interesting side effects. “Bert Show” host Bert Weiss hosts a silent auction from 7-9 p.m., with goodies from George Clooney, Justin Timberlake, Kobe Bryant, Wayne Gretzky and Miley Cyrus up for grabs. Nibbles from Fritti are provided, and the entirety of the $12 admission fee (along with bar and auction proceeds) benefits special projects and programs for kids at the Atlanta Botanical Garden. Cheers! 404-876-5859. www.atlantabotanicalgarden.org.

DOWN-HOME DESIGN: We know what you’re thinking, and no, we’re not talking about deep-fried lawnmowers (like “Sweet Fried” at the Defoor Center) or explorations in taxidermy (think “Yes No Maybe So” by Marcus Kenney). The ultra-futuristic MADE IN GEORGIA exhibit opening tonight at the Museum of Design-Atlanta, showcases the present and future of Southern product design. The show runs through Oct. 18. A $5 donation is suggested. 404-521-9311. www.museumofdesign.org.

Double the fun

Larissa — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:12:00 GMT

A FEAST FOR THE SENSES: Got a yen to sip a dry-ice cocktail, savor wines from across the globe or win free round-trip tickets on Delta? Sample cuisine from top local restaurants at Taste of Atlanta’s CULINAIRE, a night of international flavors at the New World of Coca-Cola/ Participate in a silent auction including celebrity-designed and autographed platters to benefit the Atlanta chapter of Les Dames des d’Escoffier. A portion of the evening’s proceeds goes to the Hospitality Education Foundation of Georgia. For more information: www.tasteofatlanta.net/culinaire.

IN THE FLESH: Trust the author of “Choke,” “Fight Club” and “Haunted” to write a novel about an aging porn queen determined to go out with, er, a bang. CHUCK PALAHNIUK discusses his latest, “Snuff,” tonight at 7:15 p.m. at the Clarkston Campus of Georgia Perimeter Campus. (We know, we know, but trust us—it’s worth the drive.) All books are pre-autographed; only the first 150 attendees will be able to get their books personalized. No memorabilia will be signed. For other signing rules, visit www.chuckpalahniuk.net. 404-370-8450, ext. 225. www.georgiacenterforthebook.org.

The Golden Ticket

Larissa — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:01:00 GMT

The ever-quirky Plaza Theatre tweaks the traditional dinner-and-a-movie template with “Art Opening and a Movie,” featuring WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY alongside THE ART OF LAEL PASTORE tonight at 8 p.m. The glittery, over-the-top works by this local artist probably make more sense when paired up with snozzberries. Who are we to judge? Tickets to the sugar-coated affair are $7.50 for adults, $6 for students. 404-873-1939. www.plazaatlanta.com.